You know you are addicted to powerballing when...
You know you're addicted to powerballing when:
1. your forearms are thicker than your biceps
2. your forearms are thicker than your neck
3. you have a poser of Akis in your room
4. you always carry arround two powerballs in case someone wants to use one
5. you bought a distribuiter's package of powerballs... and kept it for yourself
6. people send their powerballs to YOU for repairs
7. you have one of every model and colour just in case you're in a "neon pro red" kind of mood or a "250 blue" kind of mood.
8. you used your 250 pro Screamer edition on new year's eve instead of a noisemaker
9. everyone you know got a powerball for Christmas... from you.
10. when Powerballs runs out fo stock, they order more from you.
11. you have a direct 24 hour phone line to whoever answers the "firstname.lastname@example.org" e-mail address
12. the video of Akis's 16317 RPM run is the background on your cell phone
13. http://powerballs.com is your homepage
14. your business card has your powerballs referral link on it
15. people get your attention not by yelling your name, but by yelling "OMG I GOT 17,000 RPMS!"
16. each of your powerballs has a name
17. you sleep with a powerball in each hand
18. you discover a new "benefit" of powerballing every single day
19. you are on a forum about powerballs
20. you are on the powerballs scoreboard
21. your life's goal is to be on the powerballs scoreboard
Mostly pretty true.
22. You dream about Powerballing, or your "Powerball" your partner in bed.
23. Every time you go to type the word Powerful, you type Powerball automatically.
24. The word Powerball is saved in your phone's predictive text dictionary.
25. Even on non-Powerball-related Forums, you still talk about Powerballs whenever possible.
26. You have every model there is, yet you still look on certain auction sites for bargains.
Very nice!!! =D Lots of those apply to me ROFL!
Haha, very funny.
Yikes, I think I answered "yes" to about 15 of the 26 listed! LOL
That's fine with me! I love these little spheres!
Oh, yes, here are a few more:
27. Your 5-year-old has started making Powerball videos of his own by mimicking your technique. (I'll show you videos soon).
28. You close every message and email with "Always Powerballing" instead "Sincerely".
29. You feel powerball, I mean, powerful when you get above 14K with your Soundball.
30. You have to miss playing for favorite sport due to a powerball injury.
31. the link to the powerballs website is in your signature on every other forum you attend (guilty)
32. you always spill whatever you are drinking due to the automatic swirling motion. (did this today accidently, didn't even notice it :P )
33. you get pulled over while driving but don't stop powerballing even while you are talking to the officer. (haven't been pulled over, but i do powerball while driving)
34. you greet your friends with "12041, what'd you get over break?" when returning from christmas break (i will be doing this tomorrow)
35. You tell your boss you can perfectly work and spin your Powerball at the same time.
36.You have your own Powerball website ; and great success!!, your site is the only one with the dual 90s Metal no ed tech scoreboard.
37.You know everyone in the scoreboard or have contact with them.
38. Your friends call you "slim Akis" or "slimkis" but you don't like it very much because your goal has always been the World top 1.
39 You take a day off when you expect a new delivery of PowerBalls, just to make sure you won't miss the Postman.
40. You enlarge your mailbox slot after several remarks from your boss (topped by threatening to be fired) who says you take too many days off.
41. You go home early from work to be able to start PowerBalling asap.
42. You quit your job to be able to PowerBall every day (your boss already fired you, but you don't know because you're never there anymore).
43. You start to work for RPM sports.
44. You call yourself Enda, Tim or Rory. ;o)
LOL, all of these are awesome, and worryingly several of them true.