You know you are addicted to powerballing when...

[aliencam]

You know you're addicted to powerballing when:

1. your forearms are thicker than your biceps

2. your forearms are thicker than your neck

3. you have a poser of Akis in your room

4. you always carry arround two powerballs in case someone wants to use one

5. you bought a distribuiter's package of powerballs... and kept it for yourself

6. people send their powerballs to YOU for repairs

7. you have one of every model and colour just in case you're in a "neon pro red" kind of mood or a "250 blue" kind of mood.

8. you used your 250 pro Screamer edition on new year's eve instead of a noisemaker

9. everyone you know got a powerball for Christmas... from you.

10. when Powerballs runs out fo stock, they order more from you.

11. you have a direct 24 hour phone line to whoever answers the "repairs@powerballs.com" e-mail address

12. the video of Akis's 16317 RPM run is the background on your cell phone

13. http://powerballs.com is your homepage

14. your business card has your powerballs referral link on it

15. people get your attention not by yelling your name, but by yelling "OMG I GOT 17,000 RPMS!"

16. each of your powerballs has a name

17. you sleep with a powerball in each hand

18. you discover a new "benefit" of powerballing every single day

19. you are on a forum about powerballs

20. you are on the powerballs scoreboard

21. your life's goal is to be on the powerballs scoreboard

[Adrena1in]

Mostly pretty true.

How about

22. You dream about Powerballing, or your "Powerball" your partner in bed.

23. Every time you go to type the word Powerful, you type Powerball automatically.

24. The word Powerball is saved in your phone's predictive text dictionary.

25. Even on non-Powerball-related Forums, you still talk about Powerballs whenever possible.

26. You have every model there is, yet you still look on certain auction sites for bargains.

[Installed]

Very nice!!! =D Lots of those apply to me ROFL!

[gothMJ]

Haha, very funny.

[dcash10181]

Yikes, I think I answered "yes" to about 15 of the 26 listed! LOL

That's fine with me! I love these little spheres!



Always Powerballing,
Duane Cash


Oh, yes, here are a few more:

27. Your 5-year-old has started making Powerball videos of his own by mimicking your technique. (I'll show you videos soon).

28. You close every message and email with "Always Powerballing" instead "Sincerely".

29. You feel powerball, I mean, powerful when you get above 14K with your Soundball.

LOL

[weee]

30. You have to miss playing for favorite sport due to a powerball injury.

[aliencam]

31. the link to the powerballs website is in your signature on every other forum you attend (guilty)

32. you always spill whatever you are drinking due to the automatic swirling motion. (did this today accidently, didn't even notice it :P )

33. you get pulled over while driving but don't stop powerballing even while you are talking to the officer. (haven't been pulled over, but i do powerball while driving)

34. you greet your friends with "12041, what'd you get over break?" when returning from christmas break (i will be doing this tomorrow)

[dcash10181]

27. Your 5-year-old has started making Powerball videos of his own by mimicking your technique. (I'll show you videos soon).

LOL

Here's some Powerball videos that my son insisted on making using the NSD "StressBalls" that I have.


The first video has my son "going at it" on one of the StressBalls with me providing some sound off-camera on a real Powerball.

http://www.dilaigraphics.com/BrandonPowerball.wmv

This video shows my son showing his Dual Powerballing technique

http://www.dilaigraphics.com/BrandonDualPowerball.wmv

He loves to make videos. LOL

Hope you enjoy them!

Always Powerballing,
Duane Cash

[ccc4]

- when the only reason you go to the gym is to shape up so you can get higher powerball RPMs.

- when you prefer powerballing to ***.